Today, my girlfriend of 1.5 years broke up with me because she...

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By Joshua Titus - 21/09/2018 16:06 - India - Chennai

Today, my girlfriend of 1.5 years broke up with me because she doesn't like to kiss and I tried to kiss her too many times. FML

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Emma Marshall 19

Monday 24 September 2018 0:36

If you were aware she doesn't like to kiss, when you first got together, then I kinda get it. But why does she bother getting into a relationship.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 24 September 2018 3:41

Same reason asexuals get into relationships when they don't want to have sex; they want companionship.

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Emma Marshall 19

Monday 24 September 2018 0:36

If you were aware she doesn't like to kiss, when you first got together, then I kinda get it. But why does she bother getting into a relationship.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 24 September 2018 3:41

Same reason asexuals get into relationships when they don't want to have sex; they want companionship.

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