By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML
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GhettoXmuffin 7

I'd say eating cocks is more accurate

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AlexRen 21

He raised her up till then, it's her own choices she's fourteen

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Eaglestrike117 29

She couldn't help it, she's a dumbass herself. Just look at that completely unnecessary last sentence in the FML.

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iluvhobos 5

Maybe she has pica? But she's probably just thick.

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JulieGoRawr 4

its The Holidays . She's Probably going to be eating her stocking. (:

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JulieGoRawr 4

its The Holidays . She's Probably going to be eating her stocking. (:

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JulieGoRawr 4

its The Holidays . She's Probably going to be eating her stocking. (:

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JulieGoRawr 4

its The Holidays . She's Probably going to be eating her stocking. (:

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efynsien 1

I heard of a dog that ate a rock and plugged his intestines:( he also ate a christmas stocking

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lalaland05 0

Why do we need to know about that exactly?

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HetaliaFreak 10

63- Cool story, bro. You tell that one at parties?

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graham11 14

89- he sure does and he's the life of the party!! *copy and paste* (I wrote this exact same thing on another FML.. Slow clap for originality!!)

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fymother 13

Hope you took her to the ER-- styrofoam is dangerous, inhaled or digested.

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alstbv12 13

Packing peanuts are usually made from starch these days...not too dangerous there...

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alstbv12 13

Although now I see it says packing pellets so I don't know if there is a difference...

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farhil 14

She'll probably start listening to bubble wrap.

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julian24245 0

That's nothing to congratulate over. There are plenty of dumbasses nowadays. Nothing special.

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shadystyle 6

she may have that eating disorder. some people eat washing powder

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blondebrunette11 4

Shoot.. Those arent christmas candy...?

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Alexisthebestest 16

They're pretty much cheetos without the calories & artificial flavoring. I think she's on to something here...

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anonymous100000 17

uhh can't those hurt you? take her to a hospital. or not and let her suffer. either way FYL

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GhettoXmuffin 7

I'd say eating cocks is more accurate

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zurisbloodyrose 0

No, silly. That's at sixteen.

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MrSexyPants 14

No, silly, that's at 12. Yeah, the people I know suck. Er, literally.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

66- That's perfect. Maybe coating her teeth in semen can temporarily cover up the discoloration from all that crack.

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ThaBeasty01 5

and more natural !

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nixter5 18

117, 118, 119 - Nice triple post there.

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graham11 14

123- at first I thought that two different dumbasses copied the first comment. But then I realized it was all posted by the same person. *stupidity meter rises exponentially and explodes*

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Osito2011 9

She could be pregnant already and had a craving for styrofoam pellets

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okmankk 4

Is 12 muscles glasses?

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chelsea3111996 0

140 How do you do it then? ; )

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tweetypie 18

So no ones eating box?

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Avalanches 9

You can colour them orange and tell her that they're Cheetos!

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kazter_boy 3

Then she'll ask OP how to spell "orange".

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graham11 14

24- it probably will. Those things are shit!! Sorry that was harsh but I hate cherrios almost as much as Sandusky loves small children.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

3 - Cheetos already uses that trick on all its consumers.

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graham11 14

(71) oh shit I meant to write "cheetos." I love Cheerios though.. They remind me of being a kid. Just a clarification :)

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

Teens get dumber and dumber every year

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michelleJ11 25

On the next episode of My Strange Addiction ....

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hayleegirl 0

She sounds like quite a prize

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AdrianEC 15

It could have been worse, your daughter could have poured silica gel packets all over her fries, thinking it was salt.

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bitchwhore 20

My friend got mad at her mom when she was 4 and tried to kill her by putting silica gel in her coffee but she didn't die :(

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LaughinStock 16

^ All I can say to that is wtf, op your daughter is probably going to end up on that show where that chick eats the foam from the couch ( on A&E I think)

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tiffy_mag 4

Wtf. Your friend tried to kill her mom WHEN SHE WAS FOUR????

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graham11 14

55- She must be a troubled child. Four years old?! Seriously? Like ohh emm geee wat da ****?!? *continues talking like a 14 year old who thinks she's smart for eating "Christmas candy" *

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EvilPotato 14

55 the sad face indicates that you're disappointed that she didn't die, I say that they were partners in crime.

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ashtonkay 7

96 hahahaha omg, my exact assumption!

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graham11 14

96- that's what I thought too.. Dammit, my friend's mom didn't die :'(

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michelleJ11 25

@68, I think it's called My Strange Addiction

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Kazakuya 3

You must be the proudest dad in the world.

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thebeanishere 8

Maybe you should use some of that duct tape in your picture and shut the **** up.

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Torva_fml 16

Then I guess I'm just your average, Styrofoam eating, vaginal bleeding teenage boy.

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ashleykay94 7

Haha lmfao party rock!!

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graham11 14

Haha lmfao ohh emm geee smh like totally so eff-ing funny, gurl!!! (if I ever met anyone who actually talked like this, I'd instantly lose all hope for the human race)

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upyourzlolz 11

She's not trying to say anything! She's trying to bring the nonsense comments from YouTube to to FML!

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DontClickOnMe 28

Didn't she notice that they didn't taste right.... Well I guess not.

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DontClickOnMe 28

Oh they do. I've tried them before. Haha just joking. You do make a valid point though.

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jon120ukfan 2

She's probably a stoner and didn't even notice the taste or what she was eating.

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Gringe 1

They r made of corn starch which we break down into sugars in our mouths so they probably tasted sweet...

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every1luvsboners 11

You don't eat rocks, you smoke them. Who's the dumb-ass now?

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CaptainPickles72 18

26- Those "rocks" you're talking about are Boners' kidney stones! And I know what you're thinking, yes, they do get you high. So high, in fact, that you see unicorns! Yes, Boners invented unicorns with his rocks. Lie, I do not!

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ThatLooksSticky 16

I thought those packing pellets were made from elf semen.

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ashtonkay 7

26 haha uhm... want to be friends?

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