By alisaav - 08/08/2014 07:40 - Thailand

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
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baseballbv 17

Cover your mouth with your hand like you're smiling shyly. It's cute.

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baseballbv 17

Hopefully not the Edward Cullen type...

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Welshite 39

Edward Cullen doesn't deserve to be called a vampire. He was just a long-lived carnivore with a fondness of glitter.

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cakefete2 30

I'd call him a fairy, but that would be degrading to Tinkerbell.

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False_Stupidity 41

You can't really liken him to anything without insulting the other.

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MrConcise 34

He was ashamed of his glitteriness, he didn't like it. Let's just say he was fond of teen angst despite being ancient.

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baseballbv 17

Cover your mouth with your hand like you're smiling shyly. It's cute.

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angeluv_2014 22

Seriously! Damn girl... use some chap stick!

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feven 32

Or just lick ur lips. That's pretty seductive

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hacksaw246 24

Sorry Op.. But haven't people learned by now that everytime you flirt it winds up on FML

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littlekellilee 45

You're a damsel in distress now. I hope he came over and helped!

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Arathis 19

I guess that was a bloody mistake haha... I'm not British.

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DogeMan 14

Lol ur squirtle pic like like he's a pedifile

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stevothedevo 25

#33 that genuinely made me laugh.. for some ****** up reason.

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tony1891 22

you're a biter then huh? kinky

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demonhunter3220 14

Ooohh shoulda gone with the hair flip. Less blood that way... XD

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marcranger 28

OP would've likely managed to give herself a black eye.

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RusticChick 27

Ouch.. How does one bite themselves that hard when trying to be cute? Cute biting is more like a soft bite/nibble.

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Brandi_Faith 33

I agree, I don't think I could draw blood if I wanted to, it would be too painful. I don't understand how she but her lip that hard just trying to be cute.

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