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By NGxWARRIORx321 - 22/06/2018 18:28
Today, I re-enlisted in the national guard, got a bonus, and l got a federal technician job that I had been hoping for. But, of course now they said I have to forfeit my $20,000 dollar bonus because working as an aviation federal technician is my “bonus”. FML
They give you 100$ and take back 99!