Not even close. -10 FML points for trying too hard.

I don't think they tried at all.

no guys, number 2 is right. OP must be pretty pissed off (that's how you do it o3o)

I don't think this was pun intended. What happened was pretty shitty.

OP can wear whatever the hell op wants!

You deserve a thumb down. How on earth does op deserve that. He/she wasn't expecting the kid to piss on his pants. Op thought it was only for the red in the toilet.

what #3 is implying is that pants shouldn't be red. It's his opinion.

Guys, I'm pretty sure #3 was being sarcastic...

Seriously? Am I the only one to think red pants look ugly?

I think red pants are rad. But everyone has their own opinion :)

i don't like red either

No, they're just a darker damper red now. That's how liquids work. pee doesn't magically dye things yellow.

It don't?

Well, he would get the fires out...

Must be related to Bulls going for red. And targets are red; so target hits the "mark".

Funny thing is bulls are colour-blind. The red is just there for us. (:

People have different ways of potty training my cousins aimed for Cheerios in the toilet. Using red paper to teach him isn't a big deal

Are they flushing the red paper? That sounds like a clog waiting to happen, even worse if they have a septic system. It's not designed to break down like toilet paper.

The flag is not just there for us. Waving the flag attracts the bull. The red is there for us, for theatrics.

That could have gone so terribly

"Why'd you piss in my cereal?!"

And you can only wear your hair in a pony tail once a week.

Or You can't sit with us.