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By ForeverUnemployed - 15/07/2017 08:19

Today, at an out of state job fair, the person who interviewed me told me I was perfect for the job; I just needed a license. I exchanged emails weekly with HR for 3 months, and $222.10 later, I had it. I asked, “what’s next?” Judging by HR’s silence, I think the answer is, "find another job." FML

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