My boyfriend of eleven months showed up at the dinner, I was...

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By "ihateeverydayofmyfuckinglife" - 03/01/2018 06:42

My boyfriend of eleven months showed up at the dinner, I was supposed to meet my mom boyfriend's son. Apparently he is gonna be my step brother in a few months.

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Saturday 6 January 2018 16:59

At least you’re not related?

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Saturday 6 January 2018 16:59

At least you’re not related?

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