Today, I came home to visit my family for spring break, only to realize that I'd left my phone in my apartment. After a 2 hour drive back, I discovered my boyfriend with my neighbor. He panicked and pretended to be sleepwalking. FML

by Maybe I'll stay longer than spring break. / 03/31/2013 at 12:34am / United States (Virginia) / Holidays

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  • Just don't let him "sleepwalk" back into your apartment.

    #3 - On 03/31/2013 at 6:47am by CsHx

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  • Your boyfriend really is a dumbass if he thought that you would actually believe that he was sleepwalking. On the bright side, be happy that you found out about it. Now you can dump him and find someone new.

    #4 - On 03/31/2013 at 6:47am by SillyGirl4602

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