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Today, I discovered in my house a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer except me. FML

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On 02/05/2009 at 10:24am - health - by Tori (woman) - United States (New York)

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Who cares about the draw?

You have a house of chocolates, cookies, and baked goods!! A whole f***ing house of the s**t!

#4 - On 02/05/2009 at 5:35pm by Vital

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They may think they're being "caring", but all I'm hearing is "insensitive". If they cared so much then why is the stuff being brought into the house at all? Or at least left/stored in an area where the poster could stumble across it? That's just f**ked.

#11 - On 02/08/2009 at 8:25pm by f_my_life

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