[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I discovered a drawer in my house of chocolates, cookies, and baked goods. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer except me. FML

#9673 (36)

I agree, your life sucks (19196) - you deserved it (5398)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:24am - health - by Tori (woman) - United States (New York)

More FMLs?

makinascene's life also sucks
Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he...

lonely's life also sucks
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number....

menerethrr also deserved it
Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party. Turns out the name...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Your account

Sign up - Password?
→ Illustrated FMLs
→ The blog
+ FML, the follow-up
↓ Categories

FML's blog

05/15/2012

The whole blog

Switch to FML for visually impaired

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2012 by