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Today, I discovered in my house a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer except me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29500) - you deserved it (7833)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:24am - health - by Tori (woman) - United States (New York)

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They may think they're being "caring", but all I'm hearing is "insensitive". If they cared so much then why is the stuff being brought into the house at all? Or at least left/stored in an area where the poster could stumble across it? That's just f**ked.

#11 - On 02/08/2009 at 8:25pm by f_my_life

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#4, thats funny as hell. As for the poster, I know how that is. I was 285 in HS, got down to 185 in college and am back up 215, trying to lose weight now. Weight is a tough battle.

#6 - On 02/06/2009 at 12:13pm by Imdead

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