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Today, it's Saint Patrick's Day and the nicest day of the year so far. I'm spending it in the bathroom, puking up the sushi I'd eaten last night. The luck of the Irish can't help me on this one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18527) - you deserved it (4405)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:15pm - health - by patrick - United States

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Ahhh, been there! That sucks OP.
Next time try to be more careful about what kind of sushi you are eating, and don't be afraid to ask how fresh their catches are. FYL!

#1 - On 03/17/2010 at 6:04pm by Monikabug

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Ooh, the sad, sad irony. FYL.

#19 - On 03/17/2010 at 6:14pm by The_Toxic_Mite

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