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Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML


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On 03/15/2010 at 7:50am - health - by pizzaface (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Doesn't it say on the label to apply in small sections first before fully using it? Some people are allergic to certain products. Always try a new product before using it often.

#4 - On 03/15/2010 at 11:03am by amayasoma

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I'll jizz in ur face it's the best age defying lotion you can get

#12 - On 03/15/2010 at 11:07am by alin123

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