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Today, one of our regular customers came in and was telling me he bought an assault rifle. I told him not to go off his meds and shoot up the store, as a joke. Later, my manager told me that the guy is on antidepressants and was discharged from the military for being "mentally unfit." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33808) - you deserved it (12548)

On 04/11/2009 at 12:07am - health - by masterdisaster (man) - United States (South Carolina)

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