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Today, one of our regular customers came in and was telling me he bought an assault rifle. I told him not to go off his meds and shoot up the store, as a joke. Later, my manager told me that the guy is on antidepressants and was discharged from the military for being "mentally unfit." FML

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On 04/11/2009 at 12:07am - health - by masterdisaster (man) - United States (South Carolina)

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How does someone who's mentally unfit get a licence to an assault rifle. I'd change jobs! He'll be baaack

#3 - On 04/11/2009 at 6:17am by tWitt3rBuG

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Uh oh... he will now come back for sure! :-o Run!

Btw, how did the customer react on your joke?

#2 - On 04/11/2009 at 6:14am by Mnemic

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