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Today, one of our regular customers came in and was telling me he bought an assault rifle. I told him not to go off his meds and shoot up the store, as a joke. Later, my manager told me that the guy is on antidepressants and was discharged from the military for being "mentally unfit." FML

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On 04/11/2009 at 12:07am - health - by masterdisaster (man) - United States (South Carolina)

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mrdotkom, go to hell. Support the military, even if you don't support the war. They're the ones who are fighting over seas to keep you safe HERE. Asshole.
Unless the guy got he rifle illegally, I call a fake. You can't have a license if you're on ANY kind of mood altering drugs.

#13 - On 04/11/2009 at 9:02am by perfectwinds

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How does someone who's mentally unfit get a licence to an assault rifle. I'd change jobs! He'll be baaack

#3 - On 04/11/2009 at 6:17am by tWitt3rBuG

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