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Today, I discovered that my mother uses my eyebrow tweezers to pull ticks off the dog. She also hasn't figured out that just dipping the tweezers in alcohol doesn't automatically sterilize them. Especially if there is icky dog hair still stuck on. FML

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On 03/09/2010 at 10:12pm - health - by whoanoa (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Actually, alcohol will kill most bacteria, so you're wrong. But I agree that it's sick that she's using them in the first place, and going through the trouble of sterilizing them without removing the hair.

There's tweezers at Walgreen's for a dollar and they work just fine on my eyebrows... if you're not a caveman, it shouldn't be a big deal to get a new one (at least she wasn't using your hairbrush on the dog and GIVING you ticks).

#19 - On 03/10/2010 at 3:20am by frankiefan

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that's gross

#2 - On 03/10/2010 at 3:02am by shannonbabyy13

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