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Today, after puking all over the bathroom and my legs, I called my husband for sympathy. The first thing he says is "Did you cry?" and when I answered no, instead of wishing me better he quickly exclaimed "WHO'S MY BIG GIRL!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19606) - you deserved it (6023)

On 03/08/2010 at 5:40pm - health - by gotitEVERYWHERE (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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F your life, your husband has a sense of humor and wanted to make you laugh when you were upset.

#3 - On 03/09/2010 at 3:23am by caticaticati

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Attention seeker?

#1 - On 03/09/2010 at 3:23am by FaiIedAtLife

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