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Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29525) - you deserved it (2580)

On 03/07/2010 at 7:16pm - health - by space_cadet90818 (woman) - United States (Vermont)

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$300? Maybe you need better insurance...

#2 - On 03/08/2010 at 3:08am by lindsaysue

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wow your moms a bitch. no offense. if I was you I smack a bitch

#3 - On 03/08/2010 at 3:09am by xanniefiend420

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