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Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML
Congratulations! Good job wasting taxpayers money! Put down the cheesecake and smarten up.
911? they have better things to do than un- wedge fat asses from todlers swings. idiot
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014