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Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML


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On 03/07/2010 at 12:41am - health - by fatlady - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Congratulations! Good job wasting taxpayers money! Put down the cheesecake and smarten up.

#6 - On 03/07/2010 at 6:33am by Aurik

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911? they have better things to do than un- wedge fat asses from todlers swings. idiot

#5 - On 03/07/2010 at 6:30am by lionandthelamb61

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