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Today, I went to the pharmacy and asked the very attractive pharmacist what to do about the terrible itching under my cast. She told me to be a man and deal with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13541) - you deserved it (5216)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:46am - health - by brokenarm (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

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