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Man or woman?

Today, I went to the pharmacy and asked the very attractive pharmacist what to do about the terrible itching under my cast. She told me to be a man and deal with it. FML

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On 03/03/2010 at 11:46am - health - by brokenarm (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

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use a ruler

#1 - On 03/03/2010 at 2:02pm by redskinsmom

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DON'T push objects down inside a cast to scratch an itchy spot. This activity has a high risk of damaging the skin, a blistered area or a surgical wound and causing an infection.

#15 - On 03/03/2010 at 2:13pm by trinity1982

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