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Today, while shopping with my mother, she handed me a frozen turkey to put in the cart, but ended up swinging it into my nuts instead. I feel like a giant battered eggplant, and I think I'm now impotent. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19671) - you deserved it (2962)

On 03/02/2010 at 2:57pm - health - by beateneggs - United States (Connecticut)

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giant battered eggplant?
O.o

#5 - On 03/02/2010 at 5:38pm by JojoBrown520

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Thats what you get for trying to do a womans job!
jk :)

#2 - On 03/02/2010 at 5:35pm by jennacide

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