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Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8015) - you deserved it (36832)

On 02/20/2010 at 1:09am - health - by fatflabbyfail - United States (South Carolina)

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Ugh, now there's an image I don't want in my head!

#1 - On 02/20/2010 at 6:12am by Tikwichka

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At least you're saving the planet by using less water. Just one cup of water in the bath to fill it up when you get in.

#7 - On 02/20/2010 at 6:20am by Peroxide

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