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Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML


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On 02/18/2010 at 7:44pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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lol atleast your father appreciates you taking a splinter out from his butt :)

#1 - On 02/19/2010 at 3:18am by Xrandomkrisx

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Just, whatever you do, don't ask him how it got there. You're probably better off not knowing.

#7 - On 02/19/2010 at 3:21am by phosphoric

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