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Today, I was docked and fined in my dorm building because of multiple noise complaints. What was I doing that was so noisy? I slipped in the shower and banged my head against the floor. Then when I reached for the towel rack to pull myself up, it broke and I slammed my wrist onto the ground. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25586) - you deserved it (2282)

On 02/16/2010 at 2:26am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Ow. FYL indeed. D: Though, why didn't you try to explain?

#2 - On 02/16/2010 at 6:03am by lautturi

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How can you be fined for no evidence? You better not pay that fine.

#6 - On 02/16/2010 at 6:07am by 24788

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