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Today, I was docked and fined in my dorm building because of multiple noise complaints. What was I doing that was so noisy? I slipped in the shower and banged my head against the floor. Then when I reached for the towel rack to pull myself up, it broke and I slammed my wrist onto the ground. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20745) - you deserved it (1699)

On 02/16/2010 at 2:26am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Ow. FYL indeed. D: Though, why didn't you try to explain?

#2 - On 02/16/2010 at 6:03am by lautturi

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The whole falling and getting hurt thing sucks, but I think you should be able to fight the fine fairly easily. If not, break into your neighboring dormrooms and pour oil all over their bathroom floors, then report them as they fall.

#16 - On 02/16/2010 at 6:30am by Laurendorcus

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