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Today, I was going on holiday. As I was checking in my bags, I said to the really cute steward, "I think I'm overweight." He told me about discounts for customers of 'larger proportions.' I was talking about my suitcase being overweight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48184) - you deserved it (15022)

On 04/06/2009 at 9:39am - health - by blahbags (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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Easy fix:

"I think MY BAG is overweight." No misinterpretation if you add the noun of the thing you were talking about. Otherwise I'd have said the same thing to you since you used the 'I am'

Think you deserve both a FML and YDI

#4 - On 04/06/2009 at 5:21pm by nomadxx7

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"Today, I was working. I was checking in a girl's bags, and she said that she thought she was overweight. Trying to do my job, I said as politely as I could that we have discounts for customers of larger proportions. She was talking about her bags, not herself. FML"

#8 - On 04/06/2009 at 5:24pm by maxson

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