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Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17461) - you deserved it (2524)

On 02/12/2010 at 12:11am - health - by NotSoSick (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Yummy, chocolate! I guess you're one of the people in the "may cause" category. FYL indeed. Maybe you should just set up camp in the bathroom with your computer so you can shit and read these comments at the same time.

#1 - On 02/12/2010 at 6:22am by snickerdoodles

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"Tell me about it. This morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit-covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it."

#20 - On 02/12/2010 at 8:25am by Brave_Sir_Robin

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