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Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I were having some fertilization problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said "mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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On 04/05/2009 at 9:32am - health - by manlyman (man) - United States (Virginia)

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ROFL. maybe they should like make some kind of viagara commercial with this, and then you come back the next day, and the doctor's like OH DAYUMM =)

#10 - On 04/05/2009 at 2:14pm by iDontFail_xD

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professional doctor =/

#1 - On 04/05/2009 at 2:06pm by stoptheworld

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