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Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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On 02/19/2009 at 7:17pm - health - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)

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happened to me at a pool party. this girl pushed me in with all my clothes on and everyone thought it was the funniest thing ever. later i pushed her in with her bathing suit on and she fell and cut up the whole back of her leg and needed to wrap it

#21 - On 02/20/2009 at 10:14am by yeahrenee

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Who breaks their arm when they miss their seat sitting down?

#28 - On 02/20/2009 at 7:29pm by NotoriousMandog

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