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Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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On 02/19/2009 at 7:17pm - health - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)

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you got him good, didn't you? do you go to a big ten school or something? or is basketball a big thing where you're at? further more, do you have one of his coaches as a teacher/professor for anything? if so, i'd love to be sitting in the next class you have with one of them. that would be great.

#3 - On 02/20/2009 at 4:18am by uncletom

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that sucks. next time, stick with the whoopie cushions!

#2 - On 02/20/2009 at 4:16am by nobody_special

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