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Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML


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On 02/10/2010 at 3:59pm - health - by anonymous - United States

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soak a soft cloth(or shirt) in milk and put it on the takes the sting out and helps so you dont peel as badly.
i get sunburned alllll the time.

#15 - On 02/10/2010 at 8:46pm by dutch559

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ydi for having skin

#41 - On 02/10/2010 at 9:29pm by alex1432

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