Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 1:40am - health - by utensils123 (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Hmmm, if I were to whisk up semen would it make some sort of ice cream contraption?...
#99 - On 02/10/2010 at 7:03pm by DonkeyDelight
When he's asleep sneak up on him, grab a guitar and amp and start playing some good old pearl jam. That will teach him to mess with your utensils
#6 - On 02/09/2010 at 6:05am by happypapp12
Ugh, that's vile. Does he at least WASH them after using them? Actually, considering that he is disgusting enough to do that in the first place, I doubt it. FYL indeed.
#9 - On 02/09/2010 at 6:07am by snickerdoodles
Pffft.
Real use their teeth to scratch their private areas.
#69 - On 02/09/2010 at 3:18pm by blardyblardyblar
that's just.....absolutely disgusting...I was speechless wow, I really feel bad.
#14 - On 02/09/2010 at 6:24am by musicxfreakx38
Ewwwww! I would seriously mess my brother up if he did that!
#30 - On 02/09/2010 at 7:10am by Twi_lover_EC
You know, up until I came on this site, I never expected people to be this disgusting. This is why I will put all of my kitchen utensils in a locked cabinet.
thats actually not a bad idea. OP, do this and see if it helps :D
#88 - On 02/10/2010 at 1:49am by danielle8D
You Aussies eat Vegemite, so I don't know how you can tell the difference between that and your brother's smegma.
Perdix, I think Vegemite is just yeast extract and salt and...okay, I see where you're coming from now. Sorry, I don't mean that I can actually see where you're coming from...I mean I understand what you're saying...
Yeast extract is just a euphemism for the scum that remains after beer is processed.
Another euphemism: beef by-products = cow lips and assholes. Bon appetit!
Isn't it time to wonder what he did to your toothbrush?
#46 - On 02/09/2010 at 9:08am by summerloolooloo
hahahahahahahahaha lol I think I burst a lung laughing hahahahahahahahaha.
#52 - On 02/09/2010 at 10:00am by YouLifeIsMine
if he has any use his clean underwear to wipe your ass and put it back in his drawer.
#53 - On 02/09/2010 at 10:12am by dugumit
if he uses the kitchen utensils to scratch himself, than he must be using his balls scratcher to cook with
#56 - On 02/09/2010 at 10:45am by yesterday1_2
Hey guys, don't knock it til you try it. Times are hard and people are having to cut back. Everything has more than one purpose nowadays. You see a cheese grater, he may see an exfoliator. You see a spatula, he sees a back scratcher. I personally think we should all applaud this young man's ability to be creative and think outside the box. Congrat's on having a genius for a brother.
#59 - On 02/09/2010 at 11:11am by TheEntertainer89
I use to do the same thing, but when I was done, I would put it in the dish washer.
#75 - On 02/09/2010 at 6:26pm by Kylewillger
I wonder if it made the next thing that was made using said utensils taste nutty.
#79 - On 02/09/2010 at 9:41pm by orangesodaftw
"Today, I was scratching my nuts with a knife when my sister walked in and scared me now im in the hospital without my best friend. FML"
no comment just walk down the street and get the neighbors double barrel
#94 - On 02/10/2010 at 8:19am by marquisallover
ew that's gross man. watch spread stds all over ur family
#98 - On 02/10/2010 at 6:19pm by starlitgrl
number #82 bahaha what type of brother does that?! if my brother did that id go up to him and punch him in the face and make him buy new utensils, thats so disgusting, hopefully he doenst do that again
#104 - On 02/15/2010 at 7:13pm by moofussaaa
I'd shove a spoon up his ass but he'd probably like that wouldn't he? lmao I'm sorry your bro is nasty.
#108 - On 02/20/2010 at 9:32pm by screwlife23
