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In desperation I've used a large spoon to scratch my back before. I of course washed it after.
u don't expect to get lobster do u?
#66 - On 02/09/2010 at 1:24pm by 479
Hmmm, if I were to whisk up semen would it make some sort of ice cream contraption?...
Use his toothbrush as a dildo.
No, cook with his fingers see how he likes it.
so forks his ass and spoons his balls... I hope he dosnt use a knife for anything
When he's asleep sneak up on him, grab a guitar and amp and start playing some good old pearl jam. That will teach him to mess with your utensils
I agree, soo yucky. Pearl Jam. Ewww.
Ugh, that's vile. Does he at least WASH them after using them? Actually, considering that he is disgusting enough to do that in the first place, I doubt it. FYL indeed.
So that's what a Whisk is for!!
Don't ask wat the wisk is for. xD
Is he the husband that likes to cut his nails with the kitchen scissors?
Pffft.
Real use their teeth to scratch their private areas.
haha. win for him, epic lose for you. FYL. haha@#1.
that's just.....absolutely disgusting...I was speechless wow, I really feel bad.
I'm sure you'll think twice next time you find hair in your food.
Buy him his own cheese grater.
#18 - On 02/09/2010 at 6:33am by Ashle1gh
try cortisone cream instead.
#21 - On 02/09/2010 at 6:37am by cigi316
What's the problem with doing that?
never use kitch utensilrs again
Ewww, that's so gross! I can't believe it! Who knows where those utensils have been??
So thats what the sporks for. Half fork, half spoon, half ball scratcher.
DO NOT QUESTION MY MATHS!
lawl. that is all i can say.
Ewwwww! I would seriously mess my brother up if he did that!
disgusting as hell... man some ppl are just.. nastyyy yuckkk
Damn, what a dirtball.....
CRABS anyone?
don't use the woolen spoon...
You know, up until I came on this site, I never expected people to be this disgusting. This is why I will put all of my kitchen utensils in a locked cabinet.
thats actually not a bad idea. OP, do this and see if it helps :D
You Aussies eat Vegemite, so I don't know how you can tell the difference between that and your brother's smegma.
Perdix, I think Vegemite is just yeast extract and salt and...okay, I see where you're coming from now. Sorry, I don't mean that I can actually see where you're coming from...I mean I understand what you're saying...
Yeast extract is just a euphemism for the scum that remains after beer is processed.
Another euphemism: beef by-products = cow lips and assholes. Bon appetit!
You lost me again perdix...
I believe I'll skip dinner at your house.
that is sooo grossss, ewewewewwww.
Isn't it time to wonder what he did to your toothbrush?
#46 - On 02/09/2010 at 9:08am by summerloolooloo
ugh, confront him And get some mouth-wash plus new kitchen stuff!
i would b eating fast food for a while if i were u
hahahahahahahahaha lol I think I burst a lung laughing hahahahahahahahaha.
if he has any use his clean underwear to wipe your ass and put it back in his drawer.
#53 - On 02/09/2010 at 10:12am by dugumit
if he uses the kitchen utensils to scratch himself, than he must be using his balls scratcher to cook with
Hey guys, don't knock it til you try it. Times are hard and people are having to cut back. Everything has more than one purpose nowadays. You see a cheese grater, he may see an exfoliator. You see a spatula, he sees a back scratcher. I personally think we should all applaud this young man's ability to be creative and think outside the box. Congrat's on having a genius for a brother.
...what else are they used for?!!? Hey if it works thats all I am saying...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! YOU POOR BASTARD!!!!
Screw crabs, that poor kid must have lobsters...
does your father, by any chance, clip his toenails with the kitchen scissors?
use his toothbrush to clean the loo
omg that's disgusting
#68 - On 02/09/2010 at 2:18pm by glasgowsmile
Nom nom nom. STDs are delicious.
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sorry bro. u don't have to tell every1 tho
I use to do the same thing, but when I was done, I would put it in the dish washer.
ok just had a mini barf in my mouth.. that's disgusing!!
ur not alone with the mini barf!
I wonder if it made the next thing that was made using said utensils taste nutty.
No wonder the spoon taste a lit strange this morning.....
"Today, I was scratching my nuts with a knife when my sister walked in and scared me now im in the hospital without my best friend. FML"
hahaha thats how you do it
UUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!! UK UK UK!!!! OH HOLY SHIT THATS DIGUSTING!!!!
hahaahhahahahaahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....................shit!!!!!!!!!
Ffs, that is so frigging disgusting/inappropiate it deserves a whole bundle of bitch slaps.
no comment just walk down the street and get the neighbors double barrel
go buy him a back scratcher!
1 comment, thats gross! hopefully he didnt scratch them bare
ew that's gross man. watch spread stds all over ur family
lmao, kids do crazy shit like that.
awww poor spoon!!
joking ok joking
number #82 bahaha what type of brother does that?! if my brother did that id go up to him and punch him in the face and make him buy new utensils, thats so disgusting, hopefully he doenst do that again
eek ,
shove a utensil up his ass
what a fuck head .
enjoy your meal ! maybe it add some taste...
FYL
that is sick. he needs to GET A LIFE!!
I'd shove a spoon up his ass but he'd probably like that wouldn't he? lmao I'm sorry your bro is nasty.
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