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Today, I found out my girlfriend and her best friend compare the dumps they take to common transportation. They comment about it on each others facebook page. My girlfriend's last one was apparently a 'coach bus'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23432) - you deserved it (3564)

On 01/26/2010 at 10:14pm - health - by poops - United States

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So your gf has a sense of humour? Oh you poor thing your life is ruined.
Come on this isn't an fml. :)

#3 - On 01/27/2010 at 3:19am by lexuality

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so?

#1 - On 01/27/2010 at 3:18am by anorexicbarbie

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