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Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25039) - you deserved it (2674)

On 01/24/2010 at 3:50am - health - by Schrewt - Sent from mobile version

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Get better friends.

#2 - On 01/24/2010 at 10:07am by RosaOnThis

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Aw, honey, that stings!

At least you ended up with a sweet-tasting foot, which you could lick after they amputated it.

#15 - On 01/24/2010 at 10:31am by perdix

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