Nice friends you got there

By Schrewt - 24/01/2010 08:50 - France

Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 649
You deserved it 3 164

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

Aw, honey, that stings! At least you ended up with a sweet-tasting foot, which you could lick after they amputated it.

Comments

xbabby95g 3

ouch hope you arn't alerigc (sp) to bees >.<

v1kt4r 13

i call fake maybe my knowledge on bees is lacking but beehives aren't exactly things u just step on, for one, in a forest situation 99.9% of the the time bee hives are up in trees and on the off 0.1 chance that it fell down u can hear the bees buzzing arwd plus a bee hive is kinda hard to miss so if u did actually step on a bee hive YDI!!!!

faeryrose 0

It was probably yellowjackets or other hornets, as they nest on the ground. They're hard to see even in the daytime.

#35 it might not have been a bee hive but some kind of hornet or wasp. some wasps only build their nests underground. you'd know before you stepped cuz they make a clicking sound when you get too close

My knowledge of bees stretches to thinking that most bees live underground in holes left behind by moles and the like.

pennylane1023 0

Yellow jackets make holes in the ground too. I've stepped on one on the ground too.. If you're going to be a smartass, at least be smart.

you have very intelligent friends, i hope you're not allergic to bee stings...

vde_fml 15

Camping pranks what can you do. Shit happens ;)

Ajjas013 6

Cut their dicks off while they're sleeping... MWAHAHAHAHA

lol ahh, the story of young campers...

blazingman311 1
blazingman311 1

You can't get rainbow bees! I don't know about blue or orange though.

Ajjas013 6

I thought bees were purple and orange O.O Thanks for clarifying that, though

Ajjas013 6

Maybe if you cross breed them with butterflies then you'll get the purple and orange.

yeah but it was a beehive, in the dark, you can't really notice it... =S

perdix 29

Aw, honey, that stings! At least you ended up with a sweet-tasting foot, which you could lick after they amputated it.

Ajjas013 6

That's very bittersweet perdix. Lol, I can't stop laughing.