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Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20272) - you deserved it (2029)

On 01/24/2010 at 3:50am - health - by Schrewt - Sent from mobile version

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Get better friends.

#2 - On 01/24/2010 at 10:07am by RosaOnThis

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Cut their dicks off while they're sleeping... MWAHAHAHAHA

#5 - On 01/24/2010 at 10:11am by Ajjas013

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