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Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47421) - you deserved it (5531)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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im never showering again haha ): that sucks

#1 - On 01/17/2010 at 6:25am by shadowzraptor

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Congrats. you look like a baked ham, have a bump on your head and managed to get the cheapest plastic surgery possible on your face. but look on the bright side. your sinuses are clear :D

#15 - On 01/17/2010 at 7:14am by CYNNER

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