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Today, I learned I have a severe sinus infection, my body really can't handle antibiotics, and I can projectile vomit out my nose. Not sure if I am more impressed that I still somehow aimed the puke into the sink, or that swallowing afterwards hurt more than emptying my stomach via my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24259) - you deserved it (1855)

On 01/12/2010 at 2:18am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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How the fuck is that possible?

#17 - On 01/12/2010 at 8:29am by FritoLovesYou

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This FML was just a great way to start off my morning.

Nice nose-barfing skills.

#33 - On 01/12/2010 at 11:41am by brandnewkey

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