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Today, I finished up a week of this new "Liquid Foods" diet I learned about from a friend. After a week of denying myself of my favorite foods and eating only non-fat yoghurt and smoothies, I have not only gained 2 pounds, but have diarrhea. Just in time for my anniversary. FML

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On 01/10/2010 at 12:35am - health - by bummed (woman) - United States (California)

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You should know better than to try fad diets. Most liquid foods are high fat anyway, so it's no wonder you gained weight.

As for your diarrhea, what did you expect from not eating any solids?

#3 - On 01/10/2010 at 6:12am by Impromptu

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Did you even bother researching it first? I mean I'm not a health nut, but all yoghurt and smoothies just sounds like a bad idea to begin with.

#1 - On 01/10/2010 at 6:06am by twoknives

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