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Today, my mother forwarded me an email my stepdad had sent her because he was annoyed that I left a light on last night. Talk about communication problems. I wonder how I'm going to tell them I'm pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29364) - you deserved it (5953)

On 01/03/2010 at 5:36am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

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Rent a billboard. No, wait....

Skywriting. That'll work.

#3 - On 01/03/2010 at 10:09am by thighsofglory

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Write a note and leave it on the light switch.

#5 - On 01/03/2010 at 10:15am by shaniqualee

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