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Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

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On 12/26/2009 at 12:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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OH, SHIT. I can't even laugh at this because I fought head lice in third grade...twice. Fuck your life and fuck that old guy for not telling you sooner. Get some lice shampoo and a comb, STAT.

#4 - On 12/26/2009 at 6:38am by Back_In_Action

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:O Oh my, he should have told you earlier . Last! >_>

#1 - On 12/26/2009 at 6:07am by MagneticGuitar

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