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Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22933) - you deserved it (5853)

On 12/24/2009 at 11:08pm - health - by RoxMySox - United States (Texas)

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If you're American, sue the company! That's what we do.

#1 - On 12/25/2009 at 3:08am by caancoha

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Do you have to remind yourself to breathe every now and again?

#3 - On 12/25/2009 at 3:12am by CallMeHush

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