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Today, I decided to try whitening my teeth for the first time. I applied the strips to my teeth and decided to lay down and wait for the thirty required minutes to pass. I accidentally fell asleep and woke up three hours later. My teeth are still in excruciating pain and are covered in white streaks. FML


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On 12/20/2009 at 2:52am - health - by nikko blue - United States (California)

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I remember how the pamphlets that came with my curling irons always had a warning in them along the lines of, "Do not use while asleep!" You're going to be the reason why this warning appears on the whitening strips' literature in the future! Ouch.

#3 - On 12/20/2009 at 10:25am by Malyss

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Everyone's teeth has a yellow tint to it. It varies from person to person whether the yellow is more noticable or not, idiot. Just brushing your teeth twice a day does NOT do the trick.

#50 - On 12/20/2009 at 11:34pm by xd0rkiee

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