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Today, I took a hot plate out of the oven with my fancy silicone oven mitt. Seconds after carefully placing it on the cook top, I picked it up with my left, unprotected hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6569) - you deserved it (30638)

On 12/07/2009 at 6:08pm - health - by Van (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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You may want to purchase a second one.

#1 - On 12/07/2009 at 9:27pm by Yargurt

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In Soviet Russia, hot plate puts you in oven.

#18 - On 12/07/2009 at 10:13pm by pattheaninal

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