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Today, I found out my diet and exercise plan wasn't nearly as effective when it comes to weight loss as I had originally thought. It turns out what really accounts for all the weight I've been losing is tape worms. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34418) - you deserved it (2953)

On 12/06/2009 at 4:16am - health - by wormsick (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Which is disgusting.

#1 - On 12/06/2009 at 1:54pm by drkwlf

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oh dang.
well it is the best weight loss program

#3 - On 12/06/2009 at 2:01pm by superstephen4

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