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Today, I heard my cat climbing on the counters in the kitchen. To prevent a tremendous avalanche of dishes, I picked up the cat and put it outside. She got scared from the blinds and scurried away leaving deep scratches across my nipple. I wasn't wearing a shirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19487) - you deserved it (14861)

On 12/01/2009 at 2:05am - health - by ihatecats - United States

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now what did we learn from this? maybe stop playin with your "cat" in the nude

#6 - On 12/01/2009 at 10:27am by OHIOxRAIN

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I hear cabinets are nice places to keep dishes. Plus, the cats I know seldom knock things over. I've never met an evil cat in my life. In my experience, the people who call cats evil are the ones who harass them then complain when they get scratched.

#7 - On 12/01/2009 at 10:28am by cthulhu1138

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