Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I ad a toot pulled. An our or so later, I removed te gauze from my mout, because I tougt te bleeding ad stopped. I got on my laptop. A few minutes later I looked down, to see tat I ad drooled blood all over te keyboard, an didn't know because my mout was numb. FML

#6392030
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12007) - you deserved it (29173)

On 11/21/2009 at 6:21pm - health - by MrZach (man) - United States

Top comments

Your hands must have been numb too, not to notice the drool all over the keyboard

#8 - On 11/21/2009 at 7:51pm by marc_with_a_c

See in context

Unfortunately I didn't feel it on my hands, because I have a wireless mouse. Therefore my hands weren't on the keyboard.

#9 - On 11/21/2009 at 7:53pm by MrZach2011

See in context

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: