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Today, I ad a toot pulled. An our or so later, I removed te gauze from my mout, because I tougt te bleeding ad stopped. I got on my laptop. A few minutes later I looked down, to see tat I ad drooled blood all over te keyboard, an didn't know because my mout was numb. FML


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On 11/21/2009 at 6:21pm - health - by MrZach (man) - United States

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Your hands must have been numb too, not to notice the drool all over the keyboard

#8 - On 11/21/2009 at 7:51pm by marc_with_a_c

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Unfortunately I didn't feel it on my hands, because I have a wireless mouse. Therefore my hands weren't on the keyboard.

#9 - On 11/21/2009 at 7:53pm by MrZach2011

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