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Today, I had a tooth pulled. An hour or so later, I removed the gauze from my mouth, because I thought the bleeding had stopped. I got on my laptop. A few minutes later I looked down, to see that I had drooled blood all over the keyboard, and didn't know because my mouth was numb. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11971) - you deserved it (29124)

On 11/21/2009 at 6:21pm - health - by MrZach (man) - United States

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Your hands must have been numb too, not to notice the drool all over the keyboard

#8 - On 11/21/2009 at 7:51pm by marc_with_a_c

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Unfortunately I didn't feel it on my hands, because I have a wireless mouse. Therefore my hands weren't on the keyboard.

#9 - On 11/21/2009 at 7:53pm by MrZach2011

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