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Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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On 02/17/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by ouchmynose (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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you guys overanalyzed it way too much.

these two words works for everything:

shit happens.

#9 - On 02/18/2009 at 10:43am by lulz

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Opening a reply with "you are and idiot" isn't the best way to support your case, Ronald.

Anyway, I was taking the role of Devil's Advocate to the extreme, I'm sure it is possible to hit your nose on your knee when sneezing. However, it'd have to be a pretty brutal sneeze to generate enough force to actually break the nose.

#5 - On 02/18/2009 at 8:41am by whistle blower

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