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Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44379) - you deserved it (6576)

On 02/17/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by ouchmynose (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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you guys overanalyzed it way too much.

these two words works for everything:

shit happens.

#9 - On 02/18/2009 at 10:43am by lulz

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sneezing hard makes your head go backwards, since you are sneezing forward. Thus the head going forward motion is from the sneezemotion itself and thus we can classify this as a reflex. Thus it is just a sucky sneeze at the wrong place and the wrong time. I wish you a speedy recovery.

#7 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:30am by Dude

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