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Today, I took my dog to the vet because he hadn't eaten his food in three days, was drinking a lot of water, and was peeing a lot (all signs of antifreeze poisoning). I spent $200 at the vet to tell me that my dog is fine and just didn't like his current food. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16829) - you deserved it (3374)

On 11/19/2009 at 11:14am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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