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Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26366) - you deserved it (4898)

On 11/19/2009 at 2:33am - health - by SeeTony (man) - United States (California)

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Who tripped and broke their ankle?
...
Tell me, mother****er.
TELL ME.
THE SUSPENSE IS GONNA ****ING KILL ME.

#9 - On 11/19/2009 at 7:12am by jts2

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Mr. Yeah? Did you help him up?

#4 - On 11/19/2009 at 6:27am by f_alltheirlives

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