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Today, I was at home with slight constipation, so I took two laxatives. That's when my boyfriend called me, saying his parents are in town and want to have dinner tonight, this being the first time I've met them. I've already been on the toilet five times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18810) - you deserved it (3547)

On 11/17/2009 at 3:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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