Today, I was at home with slight constipation, so I took two laxatives. That's when my boyfriend called me, saying his parents are in town and want to have dinner tonight, this being the first time I've met them. I've already been on the toilet five times. FML

by Anonymous / 11/17/2009 at 3:05pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health

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  • Two laxatives for slight constipation? Totally unnecessary. YDI.

    #7 - On 11/17/2009 at 5:17pm by caoimheuberalles

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  • sucks fyl
    but next time only take one?

    #1 - On 11/17/2009 at 5:07pm by eyehurts

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