Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16337) - you totally deserved it (1875)
On 11/08/2009 at 5:38pm - health - by Elizabeh (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Uhh, no, I believe the OP means she fell down an entire flight of stairs, not just the last 3 stairs or something.
Grass is such a pain in the ass.
I hope he had a blast,
'cause now you're in a cast.
#5 - On 11/08/2009 at 8:20pm by seanreddog
The blue grass seeds that grow anywhere and have a special coating for their own grass ecosystem??? That's the only grass comercial I know of, and it's amazing!
#13 - On 11/08/2009 at 8:38pm by seanreddog
Haz uuzz been to2 skcools? fo cours gras is more importnt den da hurty in da leg. jeese sum ppl r jus dum dese dayz
Well, grass is quite important. Stop being so self-fish. Haha jk..... hmmm....(maybe).
"You sick, sons of bitches. I mean you walk in that door, on your two legs... all fat and cocky and lookin at me in my chair. And you tell me its all in my head? I hope that both of you have sons... Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented and star athletes and they have their legs taken away. I mean I pray you know that pain and that hurt."
[enraged] "Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby! Don't you put that on us! You are NOT paralyzed!"
#15 - On 11/08/2009 at 8:52pm by BlowYaMind
If you haven't noticed I quote from that movie too.
I basically quote from all his movies.
#22 - On 11/08/2009 at 9:11pm by BlowYaMind
He might have thought you were doing laundry, which in all fairness is YOUR job anyway.
#20 - On 11/08/2009 at 9:10pm by TheKitsune
this was supposed to be in reply to the grass burn comment.
#21 - On 11/08/2009 at 9:10pm by grrrarrrg2
yeah but talladega plain sucked =p lol. and no i actually don't notice you did, maybe if I logged on more...
Ehh, I don't know... Talladega Nights had its moments :]
But I'm not saying Anchorman sucked because I love that movie!
#24 - On 11/08/2009 at 9:26pm by BlowYaMind
well it depends on what type of "grass" it was about XP
#26 - On 11/08/2009 at 9:30pm by epicwinmaster
Im going to assume that he didnt hear you calling out and therefore didnt know you needed rescuing.
#28 - On 11/08/2009 at 9:52pm by Reality_bites
"I've fallen and I cannot get up" (Life Alert).
Someone get her a Life Alert, please.
#31 - On 11/08/2009 at 10:01pm by BlowYaMind
You deserve it. You pick your boyfriends, and if you know him well enough to be living with him, this situation probably shouldn't surprise you.
#33 - On 11/08/2009 at 10:17pm by NumberZine
Whine whine whine. Nag nag nag. "Ouch, I fell down a flight of stairs. I'm too weak to get up. Cooommpplllaaaaaiiiinnn." Hopefully there was a bed of nails at the bottom.
#35 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:04pm by giganticbrain
Life is a bunch of stairs, and if you fall down, no one will help. Attention sometime is nice.
#42 - On 11/09/2009 at 1:48am by cerebellum
Was it that commercial that say it is like grass seed on steroids?! xD
Anyway, hope you feel better.
#43 - On 11/09/2009 at 2:05am by SneakyDeath
I LOVE that you're from Saskatchewan and he was entralled by a grass commercial. :P
With all due respect, jchansfan
First, what is wrong with Canadian men obviously not caring at all about their girlfriends or just being disgusting to the point they don't deserve girlfriends.
It's still screwed up that he was more interested in a commercial then in helping you. Blame it on the stupidly short attention span that most men share.
#45 - On 11/09/2009 at 3:33am by imago
Is that aimed at all men or just canadians? Because as a devoted boyfriend i find that offensive, and my girlfriend would to
What does he have some kind of medical issue where he is strangely attracted to grass? And how long could one last anyways? Unless it was an infomercial... but eh. You are either exaggerating or lying completely. So... no sympathy.
#47 - On 11/09/2009 at 6:11am by IllegalLight
Ah, he was probably finishing himself off & zipping up--give the guy a break!! (You weren't in the room with him so, obviously, you can't know for certain why he was delayed in getting to you.)
YDI for being unable to traverse a flight of stairs without falling on your ass.
Alright. So he couldn't get to you as fast as you thought he should, he didn't hear you, or he ignored you? The way you told the story, it's impossible to tell. It looks more like an assumption, in all honesty, and I'm not about to make an assumption myself to compensate. If you don't know how to write a story, then don't even try.
#53 - On 11/10/2009 at 1:07am by blastvortex
Ouch. One night after getting up many times to let our puppy out, my husband decided to leave him down stairs without making sure he couldnt get into anything. When I asked him if moved stuff so pups wouldnt get into it, he said no and Im not making another trip down stairs. Pissed off, I go to move HUBBYS laptop and cords away from the dog and I fell, top to bottom. Hubby heard the screw driver fall when I tried to grab the railing yet didnt hear me fall somehow. Nor did he notice that I didnt come to bed because My ass, head and elbow hurt so much and I almost passed out. I ended up with a bruise that covered all of one butt cheek and my whole elbow. Man did I have the worst head ache that week.
You totally deserve it for picking an asshole for a boyfriend :)
#57 - On 11/11/2009 at 4:07pm by Arcadia453
