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Today, I got to work in the ER at the local hospital. A lady came in with high blood sugar. She was concerned because the same thing happened to her husband. I reassured her, telling her she'll be back with her husband in an hour or so. Her husband died four years ago from something similar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19298) - you deserved it (5171)

On 11/05/2009 at 7:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

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OH my gosh!! That's horrible. It's okay, though. This is definitely not your fault. How could you have known?

#4 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:25am by leili

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Tell her it will be harder for you to send her home than to send her to Jesus.

See what she chooses.

#3 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:25am by perdix

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