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Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43120) - you deserved it (6028)

On 10/31/2009 at 3:40pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

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At that point, did you vomit again?

#1 - On 10/31/2009 at 8:34pm by myballs

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THAT's when the shit hits the fan...

#4 - On 10/31/2009 at 8:42pm by CH33RL34D3R

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