Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
by Anonymous / 10/31/2009 at 3:40pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Health
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At that point, did you vomit again?
#1 - On 10/31/2009 at 8:34pm by myballs
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THAT's when the shit hits the fan...
#4 - On 10/31/2009 at 8:42pm by CH33RL34D3R
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