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Today, my mom tells my sister that she is worried about her because she has a headache and feels like she might be getting a slight cold. I have had the flu for two weeks and have a 103 degree fever. I ask, "What about me?" Her response? "Stay away from your sister." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22917) - you deserved it (1598)

On 10/30/2009 at 8:05am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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