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Today, my mom tells my sister that she is worried about her because she has a headache and feels like she might be getting a slight cold. I have had the flu for two weeks and have a 103 degree fever. I ask, "What about me?" Her response? "Stay away from your sister." FML


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On 10/30/2009 at 8:05am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Cough all over your moms toothbrush, silverware, clothes, anything she comes in close contact to.

#3 - On 10/30/2009 at 2:16pm by rockstarK9

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Bit of an inconsiderate mother. But you might wanna consider the fact that since you've had it for two weeks, she's a little worried your sister will too.

#1 - On 10/30/2009 at 2:04pm by jts2

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