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Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for 'anti-social behavior'. FML


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On 10/27/2009 at 6:28am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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WTF? Reported and kicked out for farting? Is it some nazi gym?

#6 - On 10/27/2009 at 11:04am by 2step

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"Fancied" is such a British thing to say, I'm glad that you are keeping it British and didn't say you had a crush on her.

#3 - On 10/27/2009 at 10:58am by FreddyLunch

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