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Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26144) - you deserved it (5145)

On 10/21/2009 at 12:40pm - health - by Rayvyn (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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I've laughed so hard while I was eating ramen that it came out my nose. Its awkward.

#9 - On 10/21/2009 at 5:18pm by xirocreator

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dude do you not chew your food?

#7 - On 10/21/2009 at 5:13pm by evil_bunny

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